Would you rather cuddle Dylan and give him a short sweet kiss, or have sex with Eric?
Omg anon you’re killing me… Uhh.. I think cuddle Dylan because I’ve literally had dreams about that
Harris or Klebold? Why?
Oh, it’s very difficult to make a choice. Hmm… I choose Dylan, cuz I really love VoDkA.
Why people is crazy
Don’t ask me, I’m crazy too 😁
WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE HATING ON MRS-ERICHARRIS ALL OVER MY DASH. STOP SPEAKING. SHES ONE OF MY FAVES. SOME OF YOU GUYS REALLY SUCK.
why do most of the people interested in columbine not like the columbine book by dave cullen?
Because it has a lot of mistakes and is misleading on how both boys were. Dave thinks he’s some kind of expert but he makes really dumb mistakes like saying Eric got a lot of chicks and stuff.
"You know you’re obsessed with Eric and Dylan when…
You legally attached Harris, Klebold, Harris-Klebold, or Klebold-Harris to your name, or changed your last name to it
You write 10-page long reports on them that the teacher HAS to give A’s for the amount of details.
You name your pets Eric, Dylan, Brooks, Nate and Zack.
Your nickname is “Mrs. Harris” or “Mrs. Klebold”.
When someone’s last name is Harris, or first name is Eric or Dylan, you freak out.
You plot the demise of Brenda Parker daily.
You put their pictures on your wall and sing “Baby One More Time” and
“Closer” to them.
You’ve pasted Dylan’s yearbook entry in your yearbook.
At sleepovers, people ask you why you are repeating “YOU KNOW WHAT I
HATE!!?” and then long rants in your sleep :)
You have Eric and Dylan computer wallpaper.
You have Eric and Dylan WALL wallpaper.
Your Start button says “Eric” and when you hover over it it says “is a hottie”
You slip up and call your male friends “Eric” or “Dylan” from time to time.
Half of your closet is trenchcoats.
You framed your Eric and Dylan photos.
Your binder has “I love Eric and Dylan” on it
So does your bumper sticker.
You’ve made T-shirts that say “I love E&D”
You have an Eric or Dylan cursor.
You have E&D mentioned on your
answering machine message.
Your diary is “Dear Reb and VoDKa”
You get pissed off when people don’t know who “Reb and VoDKa” or “E&D” or
even “Eric and Dylan” are, and you have to explain to their stupid ass that it’s Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
You make cakes on their birthdays.
You take off on their birthdays, and on the absent note you write “You expect me to go to SCHOOL on
Eric(or Dylan)’s birthday? You’re nuts!”.
If your parents make you go to school on their birthdays, you sing Happy Birthday to them inmusic class.Your favorite number is 420.
You have conversations with their photos.
You kiss their photos goodnight.
You go out and buy CDs by Rammstien, KMFDM, and Nine Inch Nails and tell the guy “Eric and Dylan wanted
me to pick up the new (NiN, KMFDM, or Rammstien) CD. So should I tell your their names for the survey?”
You have sn’s like RebsGirl,
RebsGirl420, I_love_dylan_klebold, EricHarrisIsMineSoFOff, and ericanddylanaremysexyboys.
You made your phone number be 4ERI-CHA-RRIS or (+4DYL)ANK-LEB-OLD or 409-911-420
You cut out your boyfriend in all those couple shots and replace them
with Eric or Dylan.
The letters E and D are fading away on your keyboard.
You send yourself Valetines through school from Eric and Dylan.
(Your teachers become quite confused)
You can’t find them in any of those dream books, and you wonder why, because you dream about them
several nights a week.
People ask you if you’re
obsessed with Eric and
Dylan and you say, “of course”
You successfully find the words “Eric” and “Dylan” in every word search you do.
You play the ABC game on you soda can tabs and keep all the
tabs that broke off on “E” or “D”
You hack into the school computer and add E&D’s names to your class list. (“Is Mr. Eric Harris here?” “No.”
“Okay, how about Mr. Dylan Klebold?”)."
I met a boy and he reminds me a lot of Dylan Klebold help
*looks up columbine on google*
You know damn well that’s not what I meant.
A+++++ blog 😊 -hybristophiliacsareus
Ah thank you so much ಥ‿ಥ